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Here’s a huge block of text. Cookie goes to the first person who can figure out what the fuck he’s trying to say.
Bro is using ALL of the words that he can’t define.
I mainly feel sorry for any female coworkers he might have because you just KNOW this dude stares creepily at them all day long.
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Kevin
strangely enough, this god must be good with lesbian sex since it never mentions it. Of course, the bible also doesn't say that a father having sex with his daughter is bad either. it goes into ridiculous detail about who can have sex with who, but the father/daughter pairing is missing.
and the poor thing... no, standing against the stupidity of christians isn't admitting that their imaginary friend is real. I guess the poor dears must believe Allah is real since they attack it.
Apparently good grammar and punctuation are Democrat socialist homosexual tools of Satan.