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Christian Comment of the Day
Halloween is just around the corner, and John McNutbag has something to say about it!
Yes, I feel that Halloween is just clean fun.
Today’s Satirical Headline
IDAHO—While at work, accountant E. Zuhlee Imprest had a discussion with a coworker about the existence of God.
After swinging and missing on a handful of attempts to convince his atheist challenger, Imprest reached deep into his bag and said “LOOK AT THE TREES!”
Stunned and disoriented from this amazing new evidence, his interlocutor stepped down and said “Wow, you’re right. I never thought of that before.”
One Other Thing
I was a guest (for the 2nd time) on Jesus Stole Our Movies! This time, we discuss The Thing, which has quickly become one of my favorite horror movies of all time!
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my idiot brother and sister-in-law are christians against halloween as is her pastor mother. funny how they both survived it and their kids would have too. of course, the mother put trout in her pool in 1999 since she was sure that the "end times" were coming.
what would these poor cultists do without having some imaginary enemy to rail against?
Oh no! Halloween! So scary.