“First and foremost, I just want to blame my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ for causing me to throw three interceptions.” Those were the post-game words spoken by freshman quarterback Eyegot Faith after Central Northwestern Christian Tech Church of God University lost 38-3 to rivals Heretical State.
Senior linebacker Johnny Trustfund, who left with a lower leg injury in the 3rd quarter, chimed in with “I am so not blessed.”
Haha, this reminds me of the George Carlin bit about how athletes never blame God for losses. “I want to thank the good Lord for tripping me up behind the line of scrimmage.”
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