FLORIDA—Owens Nobooks, a 29 year old youth pastor from Sarasota, recently saw a YouTube video where an evolutionary biologist claimed that we share a common ancestor with chimpanzees.
“That’s ridiculous,” Nobooks tweeted, continuing “Who could believe this crap? We were clearly made out of dirt and then women came from our rib!”
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